Is the FSM a plot for world domination?
It's a cons-piracy!!! In December 2005, Bobby Henderson received a reported USD $80,000 advance to pen The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to the author, he plans to use the proceeds from the sale of the book to build a pirate ship, with which he may travel the world in order to convert heathens to the Pastafarian religion.[6] The book was released on March 28, 2006 (ISBN 0-8129-7656-8). The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the Pastafarian equivalent of the Bible. It parodies biblical figures with characters such as Captain Mosey, a pirate and the FSM equivalent of Moses. The Gospel contains The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", parodying the Ten Commandments. Don't be fooled... I know some christians have been converted already!!! It's about money... Don't let them shove this down your throat!!! :)-~
Religion & Spirituality - 4 Answers
People's Answers, Critics, Comments, Opinions :
Answer 1 :
It's just a parody. A joke.
Answer 2 :
No one can stop Pastafarianism, and remember that ye shall be judged when FSM gains His rightful place amongst his creations. REPENT, before it's too late. FSM IS GREAT !!! Mandbturn--Hold thy empty threats.Ye shall never withstand the onslaught of the great FSM armies.--Rhubarb valley will be thy grave. FSM IS GREAT !!! Mac Aulay--Are you in for a shock,---that's not beer. Look in the back room. Those strippers are squatting over your glass.
Answer 3 :
This has realized my worst fears! The FSM has been turned loose and is now a world threat. In preparation against his attempted world take over I have barricaded myself in a concrete bunker with tons of guns and ammo (and lots of tins of baked beans) as I consider him an unworthy infidel who will finally be overthrown at the great battle of Rhubarb Valley.
Answer 4 :
You really don't need to worry about FSM, he's not a jerk like YHWH/Allah. Nowhere in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is it written that "thou shalt" or "shalt not" do anything; they read "I'd really rather you didn't" because they're guidelines, not commandments. Besides, the Prophet Bobby Henderson says that FSM Hell is a lot like FSM Heaven, only the beer is flat and the strippers have VD
It's a cons-piracy!!! In December 2005, Bobby Henderson received a reported USD $80,000 advance to pen The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to the author, he plans to use the proceeds from the sale of the book to build a pirate ship, with which he may travel the world in order to convert heathens to the Pastafarian religion.[6] The book was released on March 28, 2006 (ISBN 0-8129-7656-8). The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the Pastafarian equivalent of the Bible. It parodies biblical figures with characters such as Captain Mosey, a pirate and the FSM equivalent of Moses. The Gospel contains The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", parodying the Ten Commandments. Don't be fooled... I know some christians have been converted already!!! It's about money... Don't let them shove this down your throat!!! :)-~
Religion & Spirituality - 4 Answers
People's Answers, Critics, Comments, Opinions :
Answer 1 :
It's just a parody. A joke.
Answer 2 :
No one can stop Pastafarianism, and remember that ye shall be judged when FSM gains His rightful place amongst his creations. REPENT, before it's too late. FSM IS GREAT !!! Mandbturn--Hold thy empty threats.Ye shall never withstand the onslaught of the great FSM armies.--Rhubarb valley will be thy grave. FSM IS GREAT !!! Mac Aulay--Are you in for a shock,---that's not beer. Look in the back room. Those strippers are squatting over your glass.
Answer 3 :
This has realized my worst fears! The FSM has been turned loose and is now a world threat. In preparation against his attempted world take over I have barricaded myself in a concrete bunker with tons of guns and ammo (and lots of tins of baked beans) as I consider him an unworthy infidel who will finally be overthrown at the great battle of Rhubarb Valley.
Answer 4 :
You really don't need to worry about FSM, he's not a jerk like YHWH/Allah. Nowhere in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is it written that "thou shalt" or "shalt not" do anything; they read "I'd really rather you didn't" because they're guidelines, not commandments. Besides, the Prophet Bobby Henderson says that FSM Hell is a lot like FSM Heaven, only the beer is flat and the strippers have VD
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